Speakonia rants in a nutshellHello everyone this is KingBubsyWillGroundYouAllAndHasAMicrosoftSamVoice VGCP EDCP IGUA JEDI NODD AUTTP TNPG TJPG UTTP AVGCP BLAH ETC, and today I will be ranting on this popular thing. This popular thing right here, what? More like this complete total and clever dumb and stupid parody and derogatory name of this popular thing over there. This thing sucks, because it's overrated, and autistics are obsessed with it. Man, I use 'autism' and 'autistic' as an insult, because it's bad grammar, and I think it's cool and funny. Anyway, this popular thing over there has a rabid fanbase as butthurt as I! Besides, liking it is extremely disrespectful and bigoted, same goes with disrespecting opinions! Wow, did you see that contradiction that I just made? I'm such a doublethinker! And you know who likes this thing? Alvin Hung, Lucy Van Pelt, Smurfette, Chris Chan, Donald Trump, and whoever else that I hate! They want to marry this whole thing and everyone who likes it, but they can't because they